Crud #136

Submitted by mmdinopol on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 04:06

Every Sunday, my husband's cousin would come to our house, share lunch and dinner with us. Most of the time, its only his cousin's wife and their children are coming to visit. His wife is 6 months pregnant, the youngest boy is only 2 years old. He is independent and naughty. One Sunday, my sister in law took the bathroom and sit to pee. Suddenly, her back felt itchy, so she scratched her back against the wall which has been half finished and has a rough texture. At no time, she smelled something bad, like someone had pooed. She touched the back part where she had scratched into the wall, and yes, there were feces in her back. She was asking who was the last one using the toilet and it was the youngest son of my husband's cousin. He was spreading his bowels at the toilet!...After that incident, his mother always checks the toilet after his son's use...

Crud #135

Submitted by shadowfax on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 02:32

had been a sweets shop last year . one kid came to the shop took a candy .took a good look at it and sniffed it ! later just kept it on the table n was about 2 go .
the shop owner who was an indian called the kid n said " it costs to smell the candy "
the kid stood there for a second n shook head ! later took out some change from his pocket n made sound with the coins.
the shop owner asked "wat r u doing "
the kid said " thats the sound of coins for the candy i smelled in ur shop "
n said thats the real cost ! :)
i was shocked n burst out laughing :)
it was one of the best experience with crude kids :P

Crud #134

Submitted by krisp712 on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 21:08

When my brother was 3 years old he loved Batman just like any little boy does. So he would love to make up his own superheroes. So one day he put a cape and baseball glove on...the only thing wrong with that was he was naked under the cape. He started running around the house screaming "I am Nakeyman!!". He then preceded to open the front door and started running down the neighborhood screaming "I am Nakeyman!! I am Nakeyman!!" as my mother chased him. One of the funniest memories of my brother :)

Crud #133

Submitted by mhatresachin on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 16:28

this is just a great insight into the minds of children and how their brains run in super-fast mode even when they are cornered.

i was visiting my sister at her home when this incident happened. her 2 and 1/2 year son rakesh is a brat and constantly doing mischief's and pranks, which he was doing that day too. his parents tried various methods to stop him like plead, scold, criticise etc.. but he wont stop.

it went on to a point that both of them lost their temper and were completely fed up. they both cornered him into the wall and started yelling loudly. suddenly my sister had a not so brilliant idea to punish him physically so he learns some lesson. what she thought of next even scared me. she decided its time he give him a candle burn on his hand.

armed with a burning candle she moved forward yelling " that it now you will be punished for what you are doing ". the little boy cornered from all sides had no hope for escape and it was almost certain he would be punished any-time now.

suddenly as my sister moved near to him the brilliant boy blew the candle and started dancing " happy birthday to you. happy birthday to me". his parents who were fuming with anger a second ago burst into laughter at that very moment. further the boy was not also forgiven but also pampered by his parents.

Crud #131

Submitted by lelizabethb on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:38

I was babysitting this little boy named Luke and he just was starting to learn to be "potty trained." I babysit him at our church while our youth pastor does the sermon for our youth group.
We were playing in the gymnasium when he told me "I gotta go potty." Being a girl, I let him go in by himself thinking he was completely potty trained. About five minutes later I had opened the door and called in to make sure he was okay, and he had taken the top of of the toilet, smashed it on the ground, taken the "#2" out of the toilet and smeared it all over the stall walls and floor and put his corduroy church pants in the toilet and tried to flush them down.