Crud #147

Submitted by susan russell on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 09:30

My 2 year old came to me with a bewildered look on his face,I asked him what was wrong and he told me that his turds were confused. I now having the same bewildered look that he came to me with,asked what do you mean? He takes my hand and escorts me to the bathroom.There in the toilet was what I would call diarhea or what my 4 year old which was standing beside me called so boldly splatter dukkie. I thought that I was going to die laughing. From that day on splatter dukkie it was.

Crud #146

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 23:22

so i have this friend and well, hw smells really really bad some time. I think it's just BO. For a few years i thought i was the only one who noticed he smelled. Until one day i brought him over to my house and around my four year old son. Now we all know that kids do not hold their toung. Well my son is siting on the ground playing with his toys when my friend goes over to play with him. As soon as my friend walks over towards my son, my son jumps up and runs away screaming "you stink,! you stink! Mr. you stink!" My friend just kindly walked away after that. And well he nver came back over to my house nor did he ever come around my son again. A few days later I had to explain to my son that it is not nice to do such things. I hope both my son and friend understand.

Crud #145

Submitted by cherryjv on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 08:58

I am a 30 year old mother of two distructive mischievious boys. Don't get me wrong I love my boys, when they are apart they are angels but when they get together everybody run!!!! I have a 7 year old Joshua and a 4 year old Franco and they love getting into mischief. Last month my husband and I decided to watch a movie together when we heard a hard knock at the door. We obviously thought it was the boys because they were playing outside like boys should be doing. But when my husband opened the door there was an angry mob of mothers with there arms crossed, they explained that they were having a birthday party nextdoor and our boys decided to to throw rocks and mud bombs at them targeting all the party guests. My husband and I apoligized and punished the boys, believe me they were grounded for awhile. Another incident was when my husband was at work and I decided to take a 10 minute nap before I had to go to work in acouple of hours. BIG MISTAKE!!! I put a movie on for the boys and told them what I was doing and to PLEASE sit down on the couch and watch the movie quietly. Not even 5 minutes after I dozed off into laa laa land I heard a wierd banging coming from my living room. When I walked into the living room and saw what the boys were doing I was STEAMED!!! Franco and Joshua were up on the couch with a hand saw and a hammer in hand demoshing my wall. OMG!!! It looks as if wolverine came into my living room and decided to dig into my wall. Ofcourse they got punished but i'm just waiting for the next incident. LOL!!!

Crud #143

Submitted by megand83 on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:32

I have two children 3 and 4. My 3 year old son is extremely full of energy and we have a hard time just getting him to sit down and do things like eat dinner without playing arounf the table. Well we all sit down for dinner one night, I get my son to sit and my 4 year old daughter started acting up. I yelled for her to come to the table and eat her dinner. My son turned to me and said "mom get the belt and beat her ass" OMG, I wanted to die. They repeat everything.

Crud #142

Submitted by mikko09 on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 14:12

My niece is in a Children's Choir here locally, they are a pretty elite group of kids who singing amazingly, but anyway, I was at one of her rehersals, and they weren't hitting the high notes they needed. So the conductor/teacher said to them, (the soprano girls) "How can I keep you from sagging girls?" and my niece said, "You should get a new bra." haha. And she is about, 7. (: