Crud #17

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 14:50

My son was supposed to get started on carving the pumpkins. I came downstairs to find him lounging on the couch. I asked, "Why aren't you carving your pumpkin?", "I'm done" he explained. I walked into the kitchen to find an un-carved pumpkin with NFL written on the side with black marker. "What is this?" I asked, to which my son replied, "What? I thought you liked football"

Crud #16

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 11/06/2010 - 10:46

This morning my grandson asked, "Were you fat when you were my age?"

Crud #15

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 21:23

While potty training my son I decided to encourage him by teaching him to "sword fight". Now whenever he uses the toilet he won't stop swinging his sword and pees all over the place. Kids are crud....

Crud #4

Submitted by ahansen1 on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 10:14

The other day while getting my daughter ready to go to daycare she had a blow out while I was in the middle of changing her. Is it wrong that I got a little on the inside of my sleeve but decided it wasn't enough to change? Kids are crud...