Crud #75

Submitted by max on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 22:55

My 7 year old granddaughter loves bacon. One morning, she was out to eat with her dad and his friend. As she was munching mouthful of bacon, her dad's friend asked her if she realized she might be eating Wilbur (the heroic pig of "Charlotte's Web" fame). She just smiled, took another mouthful of bacon and said, "Well then, Wilbur shouldn't taste so good."