Crud #23

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 11/13/2010 - 00:56

My friend's kid ran into the kitchen where we were sitting having a drink. He was totally flustered and out of breath. Asking him what was going on, he said: "Ma, I'm sure Gran-gran was Eve, there is a dried leaf in her bible." Turned out Granny kept a pressed leaf in her bible as a keep sake and Junior just learned that Adam and Eve didn't have clothes but covered themselves with leaves.