My friend is a nurse and she works the night shift on weekends.. She returns in the morning, has breakfast with her three boys, 4, 6 and 7, and then takes a quick nap while her husband watches the kids. Recently, on a routine day, she woke from her morning nap, yelled outside to her husband that she was going to run to the grocery store for a few things. When she got to the grocery store, she noticed that people were behaving oddly around her and looking away. One woman grabbed her childs hand and scurried away from the aisle. Nobody said anything to her, and when she returned to her car she looked into the rear view mirror.To her surprise and horror, she discovered that her kids had colored her face with her makeup, and scribbled on her face with black indelible marker. When she got home and changed her slacks, she also found that someone had written POOP on her backside.
Her husband couldn't imagine how this could have happened while he was watching the kids, and the two older kids denied it. But the little one chimed in with "We was decorating you for Holween".