My son was supposed to get started on carving the pumpkins. I came downstairs to find him lounging on the couch. I asked, "Why aren't you carving your pumpkin?", "I'm done" he explained. I walked into the kitchen to find an un-carved pumpkin with NFL written on the side with black marker. "What is this?" I asked, to which my son replied, "What? I thought you liked football"