My 2 year old came to me with a bewildered look on his face,I asked him what was wrong and he told me that his turds were confused. I now having the same bewildered look that he came to me with,asked what do you mean? He takes my hand and escorts me to the bathroom.There in the toilet was what I would call diarhea or what my 4 year old which was standing beside me called so boldly splatter dukkie. I thought that I was going to die laughing. From that day on splatter dukkie it was.