Crud #165

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 18:10

I am a professional dog trainer, but spend many hours with my own dogs doing tricks at various parks. I was at a park close to my house working on tricks with my border collie. I was busy working with him and this kid yells out at me, "Can I pet your dog"? I responded, "No, not today. I am training him." The kid got really mad at me and yelled, "I HATE YOU!". I said, "I'm sorry you hate me, but you still CAN'T pet my dog!".

Crud #164

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 18:06

Well, I am not sure if this is appropriate but here it goes. I am a Middle School teacher. One day I left campus to go get lunch on my lunch break. When I came back to school, I noticed a bunch of elementary kids (maybe 2nd or 3rd grade as they were pretty tiny) riding bikes on campus. When I got out of my car, I said, "school is still in session, so you will have to ride your bikes around here later and can't be on campus." I was not mean about it, but just wanted to let them know. This one tiny little boy rode his bike really fast past me and yelled, "fuck you, lady!". I was so shocked that all I could say was, "What?"

Crud #163

Submitted by EmiliaLamberto on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 17:24

When a relative of mine was 4-years-old, he was out at the pond at my grandpa's house during a family reunion. He was fishing and had just put a worm on his hook for the first time without any help. Out of nowhere, he announced loudly for everyone to hear, "I am the MASTER BAITER!" Needless to say, we still talk about this incident 10 years later.

Crud #161

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 22:26

When I was about 10 I was camping with my family and my aunt and I were out on the lake in our kanoo she was letting me row the boat. well I saw some ducks across the lake they were atleast 1 mile or so away from us. well my aunt was wanting to fish and I figured that the ducks where over there so the fish probably were and I wanted to sit near the ducks. I started stearing the boat tward the ducks and they moved so I tried to follow them they were still quite a ways away so I started paddling faster, then faster, and even faster. Water was flying in every direction I forgot completely bout fishing I wanted to catch those ducks I was finally paddling as fast as I could well I had a big puddle at my feet My aunt was behind me just laughing really hard cuz the distance tween us and the ducks had not changed meanwhile Im still paddling convinced we are getting closer while screaming at the ducks to get closer and stop swimming away I was chasing those ducks for a good 2-3 hours. my aunt said we could head back to camp so I turned us around. By the time we got back to camp my aunt was soaked from head to toe, and she was still laughing.

Well about a week later was the family reunion and My aunt told me that My older brother did something similar at the reunion he was trying to catch gees. and he was running after them for about 2 hours telling the gees to come back.

Crud #159

Submitted by sherrilynn41 on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 11:37

One Saturday I took my six children for lunch.
The poor waitress made roughly five or six mistakes before she finally straightened out our order. Then it happened.....du nu nu nuuuuuuuu. The poor waitress brought Sammy who was five at the time the wrong juice and I just knew this wasn't going to go over well. Sammy, to my surprise very politely said " This is apple juice and I ordered orange juice." The waitress smiled and said " oh I'm sorry hunny would you like me to change it for orange juice?" Sammy gave the waitress the evil eye and replied " NO! i saw how much you were getting wrong so I figured if I ordered the wrong juice you would get it right, and you did."