Crud #170

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 10:12

When my brother was 2 and my sister was 3 my mum took them to the doctors because my mum had to get some tests done.

So they got to the doctors and the doctor but her lunch about 4 shelves up above the counter. So my mum was getting her tests and noticed she could only see my brother so she looked around and saw my 3 year old sister had climbed from the chair to the counter then up the shelves took the doctors lunch and was now sitting back on the chair. The doctor started laughing and told my mum that was her lunch but it was okay she would buy a new one.

After about five minutes my mum found my little sister and my 2 year old brother on the floor full blow fighting and my sister had my brother in between her legs in a head lock and my little brother had my sister in a very distorted looking headlock and they were rolling along the floor beating each other up for the crisps.

Crud #169

Submitted by Patricia Rodriguez on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 15:53

about two days ago my Daughter had laid her son down for a nap and closed the door so we would not make noise for my grandson and then later my daughter asked me mom can you please check on Daniel so i did i open the bedroom door and i see my grandson on the floor with the shampoo and conditioner mind you it's the pump bottles and hes there pumping away and getting it all over his hands and on the bottles and i said out loud " O MY GOD" and he looks up and sees me and he gets up and running around trying to find somewhere to hide he runs to me and my daughter comes to get him and then my husband gets him and takes him to wash his hand so he wont get in trouble and all he gets is another bath and mind you this is from a boy that is only 1 year 8 months i laught so hard i don't know when i laught so much.

Crud #168

Submitted by xxellolovexx on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 11:30

My boyfriends 11 yeah old sister is the blondest person every. I made brownies and she wanted to lick the bowl so i let her. i walked away to wash my hands came back and she had some brownie mix one her cheek and i told her "Katie u have chocolate on you'r face". So she go's and wipes her chin and asks "did i get it". So "i said no not even close" while shaking my head with a chuckle. so she grabs a paper towel and wets it and scrubs her chin again and asks "how bout now?". which now i laughing my but off. So she ask's "what so funny?". so i tell her "I said you'r cheek lol". So she grabs the welt paper towel and says "ohhh".

Crud #167

Submitted by mommy_kandie21 on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 20:58

One day I was writing a letter to my other half and wasnt paying attention to my son. All of a sudden I heard him yelling "mommy" and looked at what he was doing. When I looked, I saw my son grab the box he was playing with set it down in the hallway, and then he went and sat inside the box. I asked him what he was doing, and he simply told me "Aunty". I asked him if he wanted to be sent to his aunty by FedEx and he nodded his head yes. I just started laughing cause my son was only 1 at the time he did this.

Crud #166

Submitted by Jeanette Lee on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 22:49

I have two girls that are 11 months apart. When my oldest does something that I don't like I started growling at her. She would stop before she was really in trouble. Now she has become used to that and she just laughs at me. Well she was playing near a toy and my youngest one went to the other side of the toy. She was just standing there looking at my oldest. All of a sudden I hear growling!! I heard it again and started looking for the dog. The dog was asleep and I realized it was my oldest growling at her sister. What really made me laugh was when the youngest started growling back!!