When my brother was about 3 or 4 my older sister always had to watch him because my parents worked. One day when my sister was changing his diaper he peed all over her face and in her mouth.. About 4 hours later he had taken his diaper off and smeared poop all over the dining room walls and kitchen. It took us 3 hours to not only get the poop out of the walls but the stench. To this day it stil has a hint of stink.
so my sister told me this story about my cousins and ive decided to tell it to you so my cousins were in the living room when there mom comes in to see that there pouring water onto the carpet she asks what are you two doing to her son and daughter and the little girl says where trying to make something grow. So there mother says now its time to do this the right way im going to the store to get some pots and some soil. Then i had another incident my cousin name is lalia we decided to have a play date with my moms friends granddaughter both girls are close to two at the time. And lalia is the more hyper kid and a little bossy jordin the other baby takes time to getting use to. So at the start of the visit Jordan doesn't seem interested in lalia then at one point jordin comes to her nana and starts crying lalia stops jumping and looking at the baby decides to take her bottle and give her the bottle jordin graciously takes it and then again after lalia pushes jordin after not listening to the stop she clearly puts out for playing with lalias winnie the pooh toy. She takes the bottle. It was a great play date but in this case and many other cases the babies and kids where the stars lalia is the baby in the picture
I'm a single mother with two daughters. We've always had a very "open-communication" theme in our household, but I never imagined it would be put to the test so early in my parental career. My older daughter was seven years old when she came to my room one day. I should have known the moment she somberly sat on my bed and leveled those huge brown eyes on me that I was in trouble.
"Mom, I need to ask you something really important."
I actually took a breath before saying, "Sure, baby, what is it?"
She took the exact same type of deep, thoughtful moment before she continued. "Mom, I know where babies come from, but how do they get in there?"
I have a little brother who is only four years old. One morning him, my sister, and i were sitting at the kitchen table eating cereal together. My little brother happened to not have any cloths on at this time, which is not anything surprising. As he was eating his cereal he took his spoon and he put it on his wiener. Me and my sister both saw what he was doing and freaked out. Then he proceeded to chase us around the house with his spoon, because he saw how mortified we were by what he did. To escape, my sister and i ran outside the house thinking he wouldnt follow us because he was naked but he proceeded to follow us all the way down the street running after us with his spoon. Some of are other friends were outside and began running away from him too. My four year old naked little brother proceeded to chase us for a good fifteen minutes, laughing uncontrollably, with the spoon.
I am a nanny. I have had every type of kid you can imagine.
One day I was taking care of a two year boy. He was still potty training which had been the biggest hassle because he liked to make a mess in his pants, then go outside and take off his underwear and hide them under the bushes.
Finally after month and months we got him to start going in the little training potty.
One day he was carrying his toilet around being goofy. I had to run and help his sisters with something and I told him to stay there and not do anything without coming and getting me.
I came back a few minutes later.
He was carrying the toilet towards me with the biggest smile possible.
He had used the big boy potty. We entered the room from where he was and there was a bump in the flooring.
He lost his footing and he tripped and fell. He landed face first in the toilet in which he had gone pee and poo.
His face looked mortified.
I just sat there and laughed and laughed.
For once all the crap that he put me through was suddenly on him!
Poor baby LOL